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The Crack Alchemist

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You’ve stumbled upon the journal of Crack_Alchemist.

I babble about various and sundry other things as well, in between. I make no excuses for some of the things I say -- My LJ, My Rules.

Feel free to friend me; I turn no one away.

If you are interested in any of the "normal" stuff that I do, check out these five sites:

GFT Publications
Jewelry @ Etsy
Haeven -- Your Home for Green Living
Jewelry @ Artfire
Haeven @ Artfire

Run along; go look... I'll wait.

Welcome back. Yes, you can believe everything you saw over there.

I used to be in a fandom – which shall remain nameless – and left because the lure of fanfic had faded for me. I tried to avoid it, tried to ignore it with all the determination that I could muster. I failed miserably.

Crack!fic is good, the little monster said. It is fun, and it keeps you from going completely insane when your "serious" writing won't behave.

This is where I, among other things, take FMA anime, fold in a liberal amount of FMA manga and puree until well blended. Then I had a generous dollop of CRRRAAACK and bake until golden, brown and flaky. You don't like that brand of crack, move it along. You think it's canon-rape to make Archer an homunculus? Oh, well, my bad.

Just for the record, I don’t own anything having to do with Fullmetal Alchemist, nor do I seek to profit from any of the fics posted in my journal. I give many thanks to the wonderful woman who created such a wonderful world to play in.

Suffice to say that big steaming bowls of crack will be delivered up here in regular intervals, all dedicated to that wonderful fandom we all know and love, Fullmetal Alchemist, for which I have to thank many people for dragging me kicking and screaming into.

Know that I'm well over the age of consent, so I sometimes post stories with adult content. Read the ratings. I have my own two children, and don't have time to parent anyone else's so if you click a link you know you shouldn't, that's on you.

Coming to flame, wank or troll? Bring it on. I like to hear the negative as well as the positive. I may not respond to you; I'm too old and my life is too busy to play reindeer games, but, hey it's a free world. However, when you do flame, wank and troll? Be sure to use good usage and grammar. Bad spelling and poor grammar entertains me. There’s nothing like bad spelling and poor grammar to get my (and my wonder beta’s) blue pen wriggling.

Strongly Cautioned. Some material in your journal may be inappropriate to younger or close-minded people. This signifies that your journal is probobly inappropriate for pre-teens. people should be especially careful about adding you because they could possibly be offended. Rough or persistent violent talk is absent; sexually-oriented nudity is generally absent; some talk of drug use may be present from time to time in your journal; You may find a fair amount of sex talk here.
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And, why yes, I did put "Catholicism" in my interests. Any questions? Good.

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