The Crack Alchemist

Now, Where Was I?

Games without Frontiers 22 - Royai - Rated M (Trigger Warnings Below)
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Games without Frontiers - Chapter 21 - Roy/Riza - Rating R
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Series Title: Games without Frontiers
Series Rating: PG - NC-17
Main Characters: Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye (Royai/Snapshot)
Other Characters: Various other members of the Peanut Gallery called Fullmetal Alchemist
Word Count: 2,479

Warning: Some adult themes; violence; potential overdosing of crrrrack.

Synopsis: As soon as she took her first step, her skin began to prickle. It was a familiar feeling.


Author's Notes: This is an AU, because I blend a little FMA, gently fold in some FMA:B, and liberally sprinkle with all kinds of headcanons.  Some OOC, because, yeah, circumstances.  It is also an almost total rewrite of my original fic, completed in 2005.

Commentary is certainly welcome and tends to make me go and do the Carlton Dance.

Each chapter is titled after a lyric in a song that was part of the soundtrack I have for this tale. Check the current music for the song.

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Games without Frontiers - Chapter 20 - PG Roy/Riza
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Series Title: Games without Frontiers
Series Rating: PG - NC-17
Main Characters: Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye (Royai/Snapshot)
Other Characters: Various other members of the Peanut Gallery called Fullmetal Alchemist
Word Count: 3,116
Warning: Some adult themes; potential overdosing of crrrrack.

Synopsis: He pulled the collar of his overcoat closer and scowled up at the traitor of a sky. Now, how was he supposed to fight the son-of-a-bitch while it was raining?

Author's Notes: This is an AU, because I blend a little FMA, gently fold in some FMA:B, and liberally sprinkle with all kinds of headcanons.  Some OOC, because, yeah, circumstances.  It is also an almost total rewrite of my original fic, completed in 2005.

Commentary is certainly welcome and tends to make me go and do the Carlton Dance.

Each chapter is titled after a lyric in a song that was part of the soundtrack I have for this tale. Check the current music for the song.


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Games without Frontiers - Interlude - Rated PG - Royai
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Series Title: Games without Frontiers
Series Rating: PG - NC-17
Main Characters: Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye (Royai/Snapshot)
Other Characters: Various other members of the Peanut Gallery called Fullmetal Alchemist
Word Count: 2,503
Warning: Some adult themes; potential overdosing of crrrrack.

Synopsis: As much as they hated it, human nature did come in very handy every once in a while. 

Author's Notes: This is an AU, because I blend a little FMA, gently fold in some FMA:B, and liberally sprinkle with all kinds of headcanons.  Some OOC, because, yeah, circumstances.  It is also an almost total rewrite of my original fic, completed in 2005.

Commentary is certainly welcome and tends to make me go and do the Carlton Dance.

Each chapter is titled after a lyric in a song that was part of the soundtrack I have for this tale. Check the current music for the song.


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Games without Frontiers - Chapter 19 - Roy/Riza - Rated PG
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Things are about to get nasty.

Series Title: Games without Frontiers
Series Rating: PG - NC-17
Main Characters: Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye (Royai/Snapshot)
Other Characters: Various other members of the Peanut Gallery called Fullmetal Alchemist
Word Count: 3,510
Warning: Some adult themes; potential overdosing of crrrrack.

Synopsis: As soon as he sat at his desk, Hughes pulled out a scrap of paper and pushed it across the desk toward Roy. He opened it and felt his expression freeze in place

Author's Notes: This is an AU, because I blend a little FMA, gently fold in some FMA:B, and liberally sprinkle with all kinds of headcanons.  Some OOC, because, yeah, circumstances.  It is also an almost total rewrite of my original fic, completed in 2005.

Commentary is certainly welcome and tends to make me go and do the Carlton Dance.

Each chapter is titled after a lyric in a song that was part of the soundtrack I have for this tale. Check the current music for the song.

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Games without Frontiers Chapter 18 - Rated PG - Roy/Riza
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Series Title: Games without Frontiers
Series Rating: PG - NC-17
Main Characters: Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye
Other Characters: Various other members of the Peanut Gallery called Fullmetal Alchemist
Word Count: 4,300
Warning: Some adult themes; potential overdosing of crrrrack.

Synopsis: “A problem?” Maes leaned forward. Problems were his bread and water. The meaning of his life in this man’s army was to solve problems.

Author's Notes: AU because I play with the timeline and it’s full of all kinds of headcanons.  My own little private timeline; my own private little world.  Some OOC, because yeah, circumstances.  Just to add, my own little crackpot theories and plots.  Some events in some episodes will be used out of context as artistic license. I try not to make the events I use too spoilerish, but if I can’t help it, you’ll get a warning.  Based roughly on both the ’03 and FMA:B. Commentary is certainly welcome and tends to make me go “you like me! you really like me!”

Each chapter is titled after a lyric in a song that was part of the soundtrack I have for this tale. Check the current music for the song.

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Games without Frontiers- Chapter 17 - Royai - Rating PG
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Series Title: Games without Frontiers
Series Rating: PG - NC-17
Main Characters: Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye
Other Characters: Various other members of the Peanut Gallery called Fullmetal Alchemist
Word Count: 2,975
Warning: Some adult themes; potential overdosing of crrrrack.

Synopsis: He read the thing a couple times, then quietly shut the folder. He had no words.

Author's Notes: AU because I play with the timeline and it’s full of all kinds of headcanons.  My own little private timeline; my own private little world.  Some OOC, because yeah, circumstances.  Just to add, my own little crackpot theories and plots.  Some events in some episodes will be used out of context as artistic license. I try not to make the events I use too spoilerish, but if I can’t help it, you’ll get a warning.  Based roughly on both the ’03 and FMA:B. Commentary is certainly welcome and tends to make me go “you like me! you really like me!”

Each chapter is titled after a lyric in a song that was part of the soundtrack I have for this tale. Check the current music for the song.

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Games without Frontiers Chapter 16 - Rated PG - Royai
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Series Title: Games without Frontiers
Series Rating: PG - NC-17
Main Characters: Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye
Other Characters: Various other members of the Peanut Gallery called Fullmetal Alchemist
Word Count: 2,867
Warning: Some adult themes; potential overdosing of crrrrack.

Synopsis: From her lofty height of thirteen going on fourteen, there was no way this little bean could be only one year younger.

Author's Notes: AU because I play with the timeline and it’s full of all kinds of headcanons.  My own little private timeline; my own private little world.  Some OOC, because yeah, circumstances.  Just to add, my own little crackpot theories and plots.  Some events in some episodes will be used out of context as artistic license. I try not to make the events I use too spoilerish, but if I can’t help it, you’ll get a warning.  Based roughly on both the ’03 and FMA:B. Commentary is certainly welcome and tends to make me go “you like me! you really like me!”
Each chapter is titled after a lyric in a song that was part of the soundtrack I have for this tale. Check the current music for the song.

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Games without Frontiers Chapter 15 - Roy/Riza - Rated PG
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Series Title: Games without Frontiers
Series Rating: PG - NC-17
Main Characters: Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye
Other Characters: Various other members of the Peanut Gallery called Fullmetal Alchemist
Word Count: 2,336
Warning: Some adult themes; potential overdosing of crrrrack.

Synopsis: Riza flinched as if she’d been stuck. There was the word. Confirmed.

Author's Notes: AU because I play with the timeline.  My own little private timeline; my own private little world.  Some OOC, because yeah, circumstances.  Just to add, my own little crackpot theories and plots.  Some events in some episodes will be used out of context as artistic license. I try not to make the events I use too spoilerish, but if I can’t help it, you’ll get a warning.  Based roughly on both the ’03 and FMA:B. Commentary is certainly welcome and tends to make me go “you like me! you really like me!”

Each chapter is titled after a lyric in a song that was part of the soundtrack I have for this tale. Check the current music for the song.

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Games without Frontiers - Chapter 14 - Rated PG - Royai
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Series Title: Games without Frontiers
Series Rating: PG - NC-17
Main Characters: Roy Mustang, Riza Hawkeye
Other Characters: Various other members of the Peanut Gallery called Fullmetal Alchemist
Word Count: 2,467
Warning: Some adult themes; potential overdosing of crrrrack.

Synopsis: It was a morning she would remember for the rest of her life.

Author's Notes: AU because I play with the timeline.  My own little private timeline; my own private little world.  Yeah, and, just to add, my own little crackpot theories and plots.  Some events in some episodes will be used out of context as artistic license. I try not to make the events I use too spoilerish, but if I can’t help it, you’ll get a warning.  Based roughly on both the ’03 and FMA:B. Commentary is certainly welcome and tends to make me go “you like me! you really like me!”

Each chapter is titled after a lyric in a song that was part of the soundtrack I have for this tale. Check the current music for the song.

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